Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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One aardvark says to the other aardvark, "Hi." The other aardvark says, "Ahh! A talking aarkvard."

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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Why did the airplane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread.

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Your mother is so dumb. It's a good thing she knows sign language.

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Q: What is hard and long on a man? A: His wife's funeral

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Roses are red, Muslims are brown, When I see them swimming, I hope that they drown!

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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why did the chicken cross the road? It is a domestic bird in the wild that is free to go where ever it wants to, that's why

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What did the paraplegic boy get for christmas? Nothing. He's Jewish.

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Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

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how to u kill a baby with no arms, throw it in a pool

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how do you make a joke act like yourself

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Why don't women wear watches? In the technologically advanced age that we live in, the watch is rapidly being replaced with other electronic devices that tell time, such as cell phones or iPods.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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knock knock Who's there Rick Rick who Your wife's boss she got into an on the job accident and will never walk again... I'm sorry but your insurance doesn't cover the injury.

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Q. The square root of 69 is 8 something, right? A. Yes, to be exact it is 8.30662386.

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How did Helen Keller become blind and deaf? Scarlet fever or meningitis.

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Where did all the time go? In a recent study, 100% of all time, all systems go.

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What's the most stupid thing you have ever heard? Woman's Studies.

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A Polish man came home one day from work, hung up his coat, took off his hat and walked into his bedroom shouting "honey I'm home!" What should he see but his best friend in bed with his wife. Infuriated, he rushed to the cupboard, pulled out his gun, put it to his head, pulled the trigger, and died instantly. His children and lecherous wife are forever scarred.

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Knock, Knock. Come in.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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