What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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why did the chicken cross the road ??? why would you care??

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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How do you make a blond to shoot herself? You give her a gun and than ask her to pull the trigger.

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What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

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whats worse than 10 babies in a mail box 1 baby in 10 mail boxes

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Q: what is more sad than being alone A: being alone with lots of cats

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A man walks around a bar.

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Whats orange and has stripes? - a tiger

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Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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A woman got in her car to drive to work. She kept her hands on the wheel and eyes on the road and was able to avoid any accidents that could have occurred.

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Why did the Mexican cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.

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What do you call cheese that's not yours? Someone else's cheese.

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A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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