What do you call an Arab flying a plane? A pilot. *BOOM* Never mind, he was a terrorist.

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A black man bought a large condom because he has a big penis.

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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How do wake up Lady Gaga You Poker her face

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Why did the fat man fall faster than the skinny man? He didn't. Masses does not affect the speed of falling objects. Everything with mass and volume falls with an acceleration of 9.81m/s^2 on Earth. Therefore the greater mass of the heavier man did not affect his falling speed. Both men fell at the same speed.

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Why was the globe sad? Because it was cut in half.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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your momma's so stupid she shot herself

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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What did the republican say to the democrat? You suck!

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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whats annoying and black? black people

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why did the blond stare at a carton of orange juice for 2 hours? because she was reading the nutrition list, and she is a slow and patient reader.

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What did the little crippled boy get for his birthday? He's an orphan so he doesn't know his birthday.

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What has four wheels and can fly? A flying car What else has four wheels and can fly? Another flying car

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What did the homeless man get for Christmas? A warm meal thanks to a Charity organization.

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What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

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Yo Mama is so stupid, she was riding her bike down the street when she was distracted and rode off a cliff. Oh crap I am so sorry.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

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Anti Joke

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