A black, asian, and white guy jump off a building, who lands first? Well, according to newton's law of gravitation every massive particle in the universe attracts every other massive particle with a force that is directly proportional to the product of their masses and inversely proportional to the square of the distance between them. It depends on who weighs the most

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

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What do you get when you cross Chuck Norris with a Cheetah? A yellow Chuck Norris with black spots.

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Your mom smells so bad that she proceeded to take a shower and then didnt smell bad at all.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, My room is a mess, Violets are still blue

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What did St. Mary Magdalene tell Pontius Pilate during the crucifixion of Christ? All this chaos is making me CROSS-eyed!

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Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

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Why did the monkey fall out the tree? Because he was dead.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

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Why did the plane crash? Because the pilot was a loaf of bread

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What did the furnace say to the Jew? Nothing, as it is an inanimate object and cannot communicate.

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Knock, knock! “Who's there?” “The Gestapo.”

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knock knock whos there ? Jordan Jordan who ? Jordan Walters

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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How could they tell Michael Jackson was dead? He showed no vital signs.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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Why can't Jay cut his hair? Because he has AIDS

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What do the Holocaust and baseball have in common? They are sports, except the Holocaust.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

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A Asian man with a boner runs and hits the wall... He beaks his nose.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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