Your mama's so fat, she gets confused with Santa Claus.

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"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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A man walked into a bar. What did he say? Ouch.

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Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

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these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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What's pink and smells like chicken? A pink hair band, I was lying about the chicken part.

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What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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Q. You are driving a car. In front of you there is a camion driving at your same speed. Behind you there is a helicopter flying at your same speed at the ground level. On your left there is an ambulance driving at your same speed and on your right there is a ravine. How do you get out from this horrible situation? A. Get off the carousel.

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I have sex daily, I mean dyslexia.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

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lebron

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Why do Mexicans like to eat burritos? They are delicious.

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Knock Knock. Martha, get the door I'm watching the game!

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A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

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Knock knock Who's there? Timmy Timmy who? Timmy Smith

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Knock Knock. who's there? It's me. you need to be specific...

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What do you get when you cross a rhino and an elephant? Two angry pachyderms.

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what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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