- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What rhymes with you? You.

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

i was molested.

roses are red violets are blue you look like a monkey lets take you to the zoo if by chance you try to escape ill take my fist and smash your little monkey face! btw i made this up if you use it ill kick your nuts!!!!

Your mom is so...wonderful.

What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

What do you call a black man flying an airplane? A pilot

what did luke say to darth vader? Can i borrow ur car please.

Viciously beating your children with other recently beaten children.

Why did the one pound coin cross the road? It was stuck up the chickens ass

I went to the store and I fell

how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

why is six afraid of seven? because seven ate nine

What do you call a bunny with a knife in his chest? Emo

Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

Knock Knock "Who's There?" No answer The man proceeds to go on with his life

Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

Roses are red It's 4 in the morning I have full blown aids I'm going to bed now, this is boring

Q. Why do Puerto Ricans throw their trash away in clear plastic bags? A. So Italians can go window shopping.

Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

What is the difference between a botlle of sun lotion and a Mexican? A bottle of sun lotion contains a lotion that protects your skin against the sun, and a Mexican is a person from Mexico.

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