A blind man walks into a bar and a table and a lady....

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Why did the rose look so brown? Because it was dead

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What did the deaf Jewish Rabbi say to the Italian Priest. What?

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Knock Knock Who's There? Boo Boo Who? Boo Smith, I'm the town rapist.

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What runs faster than a nigger with a stolen tv? His brother with the remote

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It's black, and when it falls out of a tree, your refrigurator is broken. Your refrigurator.

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Why did the aeroplane engine fallon the house? Because of Donnie Darko

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the cookie go to the hospital? Leukemia

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A Horse walks into a bar and the barman says 'What with the long face?' and the horse replys 'i'm a f*cking horse.'

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the grass say to the human "Hey" The human then screams and runs to safety

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Where do you put a black jew? In the back of the.... oh wait i have never seen a black jew before.

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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Religion

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What did the guard say to the... I was going to finish this anti-joke but I took an arrow to the knee.

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Obama 2012

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knock knock who's there ? dogs dogs who? phone

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Q. What's silver and cries? A. Someone who's been stabbed while wearing a suit of armour.

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(Man #1): Do you know how I know you're gay? (Man #2): How? (Man #1) When I kiss you, you kiss me back...

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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What rhymes with you? You.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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