- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

Which came first the egg or the chicken? The chicken because eggs can't cross the road

How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb? One

Q: What's the difference between an African American and a bench? A: An African American is a human being of black dissent, while a bench is an inanimate object that people sit on.

your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

Knock, knock. Who's there? John. Oh, hey! Come in.

What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

What do you call a pig with no arms? A pig, pigs don't have arms

Why didn't little jimmy get anything for Christmas? He is Jewish.

What did the nintendo Wii say as it went down the slide? They don't talk.

What kind of cheese is not you cheese? Not your cheese.

Q: What did my uncle Tom say when he first encountered my friend Richard Jefferson? A: Hello

What's the difference between a white man and a black man? Nothing. They are both created in God's image and likeness so get your mind outta the gutter!

why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

Q: why did Helen Keller's dog kill himself? A: Because he couldn't stand to see his owner suffer through blindness and deafness and being the butt of hundreds of offensive and hurtful jokes.

A dog walks into a bar, looks at the bartender, lifts its leg and pisses on a bar stool. What does the bartender do ? He chases the dog out the bar and gets a mop to mop up the piss.

Whats worse than the holocaust? A n a l

There was a Mexican in a bomb shop ?

A Man goes into a watch store. Why? To buy a watch

What did the sphinx say to the Minotaur? Nothing, as they are fictional creatures and in according to probable science, don't not exist.

if you have hair on the palm of your hand you might want to get that checked out

my bubbles!

What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

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