- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

Runescape.

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

What rymes with milk..... milf

Why did the little girl fall off the swing? Because she had no arms

Kid 1: "Want a Hurts Doughnut?" Kid 2: "Umm... sure." Kid 1 opens up a box of freshly baked Hurts doughnut from Hurts Bakery and gives one to kid 2

Knock knock. MAN: Who's there? HOOKER: The hooker you called for. MAN: Oh, dear lord. My wife hasn't left yet. I need you to come back in fifteen minutes. WIFE: Honey, who is it? MAN: It's the hooker I called for, but you haven't left. I told her to come back in fifteen minutes.

What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

Why did the boy on stilts pick up the phone? Because it was ringing.

What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

Q: why are kittens so cute? A: because god created them that way. go fourth and enjoy kittens.

Did it hurt when you fell from heaven? Cause it looks like you landed on your face.

"Ask me if I'm a billboard" "Are you a billboard?" "No"

Knock, Knock. Come in.

A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange Orange. Aren't You Glad I Didn't Say Cliterus?

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

Jesus Christ walks into a bar and the bartender says "Holy crap it's Jesus!" and everyone quickly updates their Facebooks.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Did you hear about the kidnapping yesterday? He slept for at least 3 hours.

Whats better than winning a Paralympic Gold Medal? Having Legs.

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