Q: Why MohammadReza Is a Bitch? A: Because he isnt a whore

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Why did Benjamin Franklin go to the movies? Dim message, sapi message=InputBox("Find Out","Why did Benjamin Franklin Go To the Movies?") Set sapi=CreateObject("sapi.spvoice") sapi.Speak message

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

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There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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Where do farmers retire their used farm equipment? The tree in their backyard.

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What's red and spins real fast? Not a dead baby in a blender, babies can't fit in there. Unless of course you dismember them. but that's obsurd. . . Kinda

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Three nuns accidentally walked in to a bar and so they immediately went out.

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What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

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what's the difference between natives and dogs? people enjoy having dogs in their houses

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Why did the chicken cross the road? I don't know why, but I was standing on the other side of the road and I took it home and mamed the chicken with a powerdrill.

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Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

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What do you call an animal who is purple and feeds on grass? Well his name is Timmy, he is a 6 year old boy and has been diagnosed with a rare deadly disease that turns his skin purple and has removed him so far from reality that he has begin to feed on his front lawn.

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Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

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My dog has no nose." "How does it smell?" "Potato"

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Q: How did that man get two black eyes? A: He was born!

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why did the chess grandmaster lose his mind? Because he died of old age.

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What do you call a dinosaur when it gets out of a pool? Wet.

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Well I do want it to end now but...WHAT? How did you get that trough? I thought hypnosis was supposed to increase awareness and focus.

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(Q) Why did the little boy cross the road? (A) To get to the police officer. (Q) Why did the little boy need the police officer? (A) because he was raped.

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A kitten walks into a bar and orders a saucer of milk. Everyone enjoys the novelty of his presence.

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Which came first, the chicken or the egg? It's a meaningless question because animals had been creating eggs for millions of years before chickens ever evolved.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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