- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the farmer say when he couldn't find his tractor? Hey, where'd my tractor go?

A person was born on may 5th 1955 and one day noticed that they had $555.55 in their bank account. The person went to a race and betted all their money on the 5th runner in the 5th race. What happened? The runner came in 5th place.

Why did the chiken cross the road. Anwer: because it was being chased by a crazy horny/ kinky redneck.

What are corpses favorite form of entertainment? nothing, there dead.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

Q: what do you call a person who's ass is dumb A: a dumbass

Your mother is so fat.... I am happy to see her join our exercise group.

Q: What do you call a bathtub? A: A bathtub

How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

Knock knock Who's there? That that that. What makes you say that?

What did the duck say to the man? Nothing. Ducks cannot talk.

What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

Q: What's brown and sticky? A: A stick.

What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

did you hear the one about the boyscout and his scoutmaster? They had a lovely relationship, and both went on to be role models.

Wanna hear a joke!? Miley Cyrus.

Why was the asian boy get straight A's? He paid attention during class, took good notes, studied at home, and had a personal drive that lead him to be a good student.

What's blue and orange at the bottom of a swimming pool? A dead baby, why's it there? I popped the arm bands.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

What do you call a black man flying a plane? A pilot.

Where do you find your quadriplegic dog? Right where you left it.

What jew get for christmas? Your money.

Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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