- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the old lady hard of hearing? She spent many of her young days blasting hard rock from her speakers/

What did the muffin say to the other muffin? "Hello, nice to meet you."

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What do you call a man with no arms or legs on your porch? Matt.

what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

If thin people skinny dip, what do fat people do? Sink

Dick Chaney

What worse than a baby nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees.

Yo momma so ugly just after she was born, her mother said, "What a treasure!" and her father said, "Yea, let's go bury it!"

What is big, green and fuzzy and if it falls out of a tree and hit you in the head, it will probably kill you? A pool table.

Q:What are black basketball players good at? A:Running,shooting and stealing.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Where do bananas come from? Mexico

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

What's the difference between difference and between? One is different and the other between.

What is green and would kill you if it fell out of a tree and onto your head? A pool table.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple Not the holocaust

Why did the girl drown? Well, the girl probably did drown because she was within the ages of 3-5 years old, and she probably had a physical incapapbilty and she could not swim so her parents didn't save her.

What's black, white,and red all over? A crime scene where a black and white man were brutally murdered by a psychopath that is still on the loose and could be killing someone else.

someone called a frog a frog

What's the difference between a prostitute and a cherry red Ferrari? A cherry red Ferrari isn't in my garage.

Women's rights.

why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

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