why is billy g is really supid because he gets bad grades

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HaHaHaHa... Was the last joke funny? Ya, well this ones not.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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roses are grey, violets are grey, i dont have any cones, just rods.

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A man walks into a bar... ouch. He received a minor concussion from the impact of the cement wall, and a slight goose egg on his forehead.

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Why was the Catholic priest incarcerated? 2 counts of child pornography and 3 counts of sexual abuse with a minor. Since he is now released, he's working as a janitor of an elementary school.

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Roses are red, violets are blue, why am i even talking to you?

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What's funnier than House? Family Guy.

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penis

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What can be any colour and is made of leather? Cars. I lied about the leather part.

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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What did one man say to the other? I'm a Mormon.

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Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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what smells like red paint but is blue paint?

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Why didn't the dog like baseball? Being a dog, it had no idea or interest in what baseball is.

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Three men are on a plane*. (*Note, that this is a low-altitude plane, in which they are allowed to open the windows) The stewardess offers the first man refreshments. He asks for an orange. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his orange, he throws it out the window. The stewardess moves on to the second man, who asks for an apple. The stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. Also confused, the man complies, and upon receiving his apple, he throws it out the window. Finally, the stewardess moves onto the third man, who asks for a bomb. Without question, the stewardess agrees, on one condition: that he throws it out the window. With no reaction, the man receives the bomb, then throws it out the window. Upon landing, the first man sees a woman crying. With a sympathetic heart, he asks what's the matter. She replies, "I was walking down the street, and an orange came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man brushes the event off as a coincidence. The second man sees another woman crying. Upon asking her what's the matter, she replies, "I was walking down the street, and an apple came from the sky and hit me in the head." The man, confused, apologizes and walks away. The third man sees a woman hysterically laughing. Intrigued, he inquires her jolly. She manages to state through her hysteria, "When me fart, me whole house blow up!"

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Wat do you do when you see aomeone bleeding on the ground? Walk away and act like nothing happened

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That moment when you and your friends throw snowballs at cars in the dark on the highway and the cops spotlight your area while you hide in a shed...

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What was the biggest turning point during Michael Vick's transformation from despised felon to MVP candidate? He stopped killing dogs.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

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a Jew had a small nose

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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