these jokes are terrible, even for anti-jokes

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Susie is 14 & she never listens to her mom, why is that? She's deaf.

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Roses are der, Violets are lube, I am dyslexic.

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What's the difference between a teacher and a train? A lot.

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What did the woman say to her husband after he came home from a late night of drinking? Nothing, because the last time she did, she got her ass beat.

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Knock Knock Whose there? A field full of mexicans A field full if mexicans who? F**k You

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what do you call a black man flying a plane? a pilot you racist.

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What did the doctor say to the Lawyer? I get paid more

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What did the boy who succsesfully came out of liposection get? Diobeeties.

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In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

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What's worse than finding half a worm in your apple? Being cut in half by a human while you were trying to eat an apple

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What's a bit smaller than the tallest man in the world? The 2nd tallest man in the world.

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How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face (pokerface)

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It's easy to take part, just type your text below!

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"Welcome to Mcdonalds, Would you like to try our new Chicken BigMac today?" "No"

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My grandmother always use to tell me "slow and steady wins the race." Well, that was before she died in a house fire.

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what did micheal jackson give to a young boy? -nothing micheal jackson is dead

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what did the hobo do when he saw timmy get hit by the bus and drop his ice cream? stole the ice cream and laughed

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What's pink and fluffy? Pink fluff

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What's brown and smells Iike crap? My brother he doesn't shower and is Hispanic

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A black man and a hispanic man are riding in a car. Who's driving? The hispanic man

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how long is a chinese name. how long. yup.

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What cheese is not yours? The one that you didn't buy.

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How many women are in the world? a little over 3.2 billion because statistics show that there are roughly 51-52% females in the whole population of humans

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