What's the difference between a pile of dead babies and a ferrari? -I don't have a ferrari in my garage.

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What kind of animal eats and pisses on everything? Your mother. -Avery Vartanian

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if a white guy, a black guy and a hispanic guy jump off a 10 story building, who hits the ground first? the man who jumped first. racist.

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A guy and a girl had sex, it was casual.

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What did Batman say to Robin before he got in the Batmobile? - "Robin, get in the Batmobile"

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Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

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What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

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Why didn't the African kid eat lunch? He wasn't hungry.

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Why did the blonde kid lose the spelling bee? Because she misspelled a word.

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why did the girl smear penut butter on the road. To go with the trafic jam

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A man and his family walk into a talent agent's office. The man proceeds to sexually accost his wife and children. The agent calls security who escort the family out and helps the wife find a domestic violence shelter to stay at.

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How many blondes does it take to screw in a light bulb? One.

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Knock knock. Who's there? I just ding dong ditched you.

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Why did Sally fall off the tree? Because Sally weighed 500 lbs and it was a bamboo tree.

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Did you hear about the guy who fell off the mountain? Oh, well he died

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Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

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Do you know what's fun about having sex with twenty-seven year-olds? There are twenty of them.

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Why did the man not get home to his loving family? He blew up.

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Why did i write this joke knowing i wont get published? I don't know.

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i was molested.

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26.5% of Americans are obese.

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How do you upset Muslims? Kill their leader. Whoops, already did.

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Why was Jim fired from his job at the sperm bank? Continual absenteeism and inconsistent work.

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A man is sitting on a bench in a park crying a man walking by asks why he's crying, and the man answers that he has no idea why he's crying

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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