What do you get when you a bunch of women and men with a high sex drive? A group of men and women with a high sex drive.

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What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

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how many indians does it take to screw in a light bulb? one if it can reach 2 if it's high.One to screw in the bulb the other to hold the ladder.

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Q: Why did the man move out of his house? A: He found another, for a better price.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I have Alzheimer's, Ham and Cheese!

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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what has green paint and flies? a garbage truck

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Why did the girl buy wine? She was hosting a party for four of her closest friends.

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Who is a nazi? • Theo Kingdom

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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A man walked into a bar and said ow.

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What do you call a retarded man? Mentally challenged.

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Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

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What came first, the chicken or the egg? Neither. The single celled amoeba. As billions of years passed, the simple amoeba began to form limbs which it utilized to crawl its way out of the ocean onto dry land. Millions of years would pass before the simplified organism began to develop into a fully functional chicken.

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A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

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speacking of cheese... steve jobs died

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A black, a muslim, and a communist walk into a bar, the bartender says "what will it be Mr. President?

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Why did the chicken cross the road? To escape the overwhelming feeling of self doubt created by an abusive drug addicted father which has left him seeking life threatening situations that should never befall a simple chicken.

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An Irishman walks into a bar. He gets extremely drunk and gets hit by a train.

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Two Jews walk into a bar, and they were both served properly

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There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

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A cow walks into a bar and says, "moo."

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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