- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the black man do with the woman's purse? Safely returned it to her

Ice cream You scream We all scream Because there is a murderer killing our friends

An Englishman, an Irishman and a Scottishman walk into a gay bar. And why shoudn't they.

insert lame joke stolen from the top 10 jokes and think it's original because I changed one word

What did the tree say to himself? Gee-oma-tree( get it geometry say it outloud)

FIRE!!

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

What do you call a guy with newmonya? Not good at spelling

There once was an Asian kid who got a B+ in Math. He was later yelled at and beat by his parents.

Knock, Knock Who is there? Yo Yo who? the man ran away and was never seen again, because he had nowhere to stay

What rhymes with you? You.

What goes in long and hard and comes out wet and sticky? A penis after orgasmic intercourse.

Oh look, I've found my knife

Your momma's so fat... She's on a diet.

live or die you decide to late time to die

What couldn't the Asian drive? Because he had just gotten laser eye surgery, and the doctor recommended that he didn't drive for a few days.

Religion

A man walked into a bar and said ow.

Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

What's the biggest difference between the East and West Coast? About 3,000 miles.

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

What do you call a black guy eating fried chicken? His name.

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