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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Q: What do you call an aligator in a vest A: Investigator

guy 1... "do you no any funny jokes?" guy2 ..."no" guy1 ..."same"

What did the phone say to the telephone? I can't connect with you.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding two worms in your apple.

Q: What happened to the teenage girl and the serial rapist at Denny's around midnight? A: They both ordered the french toast Grand Slam breakfast (at Denny's, its breakfast any time!!).

Knock, Knock The door's open

WOMENS RIGHTS

how did the bloop cross the road? to get to the other side

Why did the angry husband murder his cheating wife? She forgot to cook dinner.

Why did the old lady start crying? Because her daughter was raped and killed.

here's a joke a black man goes in a store and buy something

Knock Knock! Who's there? Your landlord. I'm here to collect rent

In Soviet Russia, there are communists.

hey, can you answer a question for me? yeah, sure. ThankYou!

Ow, there's an arrow in my knee!

Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

Hey guess what an antijoke is. What? a joke Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

Why did the black man perform well? Because he was a well trained musician by the name of Stevie Wonder.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in the middle of the oceon? Dead in the water.

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