- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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You know whats funny? Things that aren't listed here.

A horse walks into a bar and the bartender says, "How'd you open the door?"

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Three nuns walk into a bar. They realize they are in a place they don't want to be, so they leave, casting furtive glances around, fearing that someone from their congregation will see them and think they went in to drink.

Why was Jenny walking home alone from school? Because three years ago her parents were murdered brutally by a drug dealer and social services haven't yet realised that Jenny is still living in the empty house.

What looks and sounds just like a seagull ? A seagull.

What's green and invisible? This cabbage.

There are 3 type of people in the world. People who can count, and people who can't.

Why did Susie fall off the swing? She didn't have any arms.

A man walked into a bar. "Ouch"

Why was the boy sad? His friend stabbed him with a fork. Also, his mother died. Also, his dad raped him Also, he has a chode. And it really sucks when you have a chode.

What's white and cant jump? A Fridge

you: knock knock person: who's there you: interrupting cow person: interrupting cow you:MOOOOOOOOO

here kitty kitty

Knock knock! Whos there? Me. Now open the door.

One day a horse goes to a bakery store and asks the shopkeeper for a fresh loaf of bread. Surprised at the request the shopkeeper asked - White bread or whole wheat? To which the horse replied - Makes no difference cause i rode my bicycle to work yesterday.

Obama.

Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

Why didn't andrea clean the dishes? She had no hands

Burger King cashier: Are you on Team Jacob or Team Edward? Man: I'm on team I'm freaking hungry; now give me my food!

Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

Q: What did the priest say to the rabbi? A: Our God is a wonderful, loving god; praise his name.

There was a Priest, a Rabbi, and a Gay Man on a plane. The plane was going down. The Priest said "amen". The Rabbi said "amein". The Gay Man put his penis in the rabbi's asshole.

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