someone called a frog a frog

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What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint.

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What is the difference between your mother and a hooker? Gonorrhea and her father's approval.

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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your mommy so gehto shes black

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Why was the woman in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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Q: What do you call a pakistani that practices medice? A: Doctor

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whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

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What do you call a black man who flies a plane? A pilot, you racist!

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A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

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When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

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A guy walks into a bar. Ouch

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Where do bananas come from? Mexico

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What made parashoot paint's so uncool? MC Hammer.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

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How much stuff would a stuff muff huff if a stuff muff could huff stuff? Whole dang lotsa

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Eating chicken off a baby's ass

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

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What kind of cookies does a pedophile order from the girl scouts? Samoas...pedophiles love coconut.

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Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

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Why did the black man steal purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon? Because it was the birthday of his 8 year old daughter with autism and she loves purple kool-aid, chicken and watermelon and he was very poor and wanted to make his little girl happy for once.

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I like my woman like I like my coffee. Ground up and in the freezer.

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Ever since I've been using chloroform as cologne I've been getting laid a lot.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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