What do you call it when a homosexual from spain is forced to have sex with a 400 pound black man? Rape

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Whats is pathetic and just plain sad? Gas prices these days.

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Why didn't Tommy walk to school? 'Cause he was in a wheelchair..

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That's a lie, buffaloes are extinct now

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A woman walks up to her man and asks him to take out the trash. He agrees and takes the trash out.

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why didnt the chicken cross the road? he did cross the road

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because him and his girlfriend were in a bad relationship and he needed to get away for a while.

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A negro named Kanye walks into a Tavern... He's stoned to death.

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Why did Dumbledore fall off the astronomy tower? Because Snape killed him.

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Knock Knock Who's there? me oh

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What do you call an arab flying a 747? A pliot.

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why can't a blonde count to 70? cause 69 is a mouth full

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Johnny has 30 pints of ice cream. He eats 25 pints. What does Johnny have? Diabetes. Johnny has diabetes.

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What happens if someones forgets to put the 'anti' next to 'joke.' It is taken by someone else and created into an anti Joke.

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Why was the gorilla crying? His brother died

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Every 60 seconds in Africa, a minute passes.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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whats the main reason Mexicans have legs? so they can stand.

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Whats better than pizza? Pepperoni pizza, if you like pepperoni that is.

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umm idk what joke to write down so yea and so rate this a thumbs up! okay bc this is an awesome joke...right right right yea ik!

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What do you call a redneck in a propane store? A customer.

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I got 99 problems... and an indeterminate number of them are bitches.

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what did the lonely boy get for christmas? the absence of a familly

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what the hell happened to your face

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