- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What do you call a Black guy picking cottnon? A cottonpicker

What did the Dyslexic man write on his Christmas card? Merry Christmas

What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

What did the homosexual eat for breakfast? A light meal consisting of fruit and whole grains, so he could keep his weight down.

Womens rights

What is marios favorite type of jeans? a brand that he enjoys and feels is comfortable in

A man walks into a bar. He has three drinks, then he leaves because he realizes he needs to get home because he has to get up early to go to his job in the morning.

What does chuck norris do at 4 o clock in the morning ? Sleep

Why was the baby smoking? He was locked in a hot car.

What did the guy who had cancer get for Christmas? Death.

What`s 3 times as worse than a war? 3 wars

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't because he lives in a chicken coop and has never even seen a road.

A monkey enters a bar and climbs up on a stool. The bartender asks, "What'll ya have, pal?" The monkey, who can niether speak nor understand English, appears slightly perplexed.

What do you call thousands of people starving all across the globe? Not my problem.

Women's Rights

Q: How many black people does it take to change a lightbulb? A: One, possibly two if the lightbulb is high up and someone has to hold the ladder.

when i walk in the living room this is what i see... Luci's big eyes are stairing at me! (Luci is a dog) (Pita is a cat) I start a hissing and a scratchin and i ain't affrid to bite her, bite her, bite her, I"M PITA AND I KNOW IT!!!

Why was six afraid of seven? Because seven ate nine.

Two people on a boat, Pete and Repete. Pete fell off and Repete radioed the Coast Guard, who sadly got there just in time to watch him drown to his death.

My mom told me about a funnel they make for women now that they can use to pee standing up. I told her it was a ploy to promote feminism.

What did John F. Kennedy say to Kurt Cobain? Nothing. They never met.

Person 1: Your Ugly Person 2: Your mom's ugly

Three a man is trapped on a desert island and a genie offers to grant him one wish. The man accepts the existence of the genie and then wishes for unlimited wishes for the rest of his life. The man takes over the world.

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