What did one guy in the bar say to the other? Hi.

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Why did lil yazzy watch The Hills at 12:40 in the morning? Because she was casually surfing netflix and clicked on it.

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who wins a race a white guy or a black guy? depends who's faster

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Why was six afraid of seven? Fishsticks

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What's the difference between a cat and a dog? Vast. While they are both mammals belonging to the order Carnivora, and therefore have a loose evolutionary connection, dogs belong to the Carnidae family and cats belong to the Felidae family. There would need to be much biological research done to discover all of the differences that result from this.

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A horse walks into a bar.. Several people get up and leave as they see the potential danger in the situation..

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How do you get a small girl of a swing ? Throw a fridge at her

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why did aodhan not play BO2? Aodhan has Cerebral palsy.

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Your mom is so stupid that... She often makes mistakes.

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What's worse than stepping on a lego? Being eaten alive by a man-sized spider.

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Why did the black man fall off the bicycle? He was shot at close range by one of a gang of young white males. This horrific violence was most likely fueled by racial prejudice. Our thoughts go out to the young man's family and friends.

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A duck walks into a doctor's office, and says 'Quack!' The doctor is offended and resigns.

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Knock knock. Who's there? Not Madeline McCann.

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John had 32 candy bars. He ate 28 of them. What does John have now? daibetes, john has diabetes.

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The joke above me is a wind-up, losers :P

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What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

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Q: What happens when your name is Gretchen Weiner? A: You can never make "fetch" happen.

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What is one plus one? I don't want to do math.

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how do you wake lady gaga up? you hit her in the face with a frying pan

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There are stars in the sky when it's dark. You may have noticed I used a contraction in the previous sentence.

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-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

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How do Elmer Fudd take a shower? Without a shampoo, he's bald..

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What did Jesus say when he was nailed to the cross? AHHHH WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS!?!?!? MY HAND!!! MY HAND!!! AHHHHHHH!!!!! JUST KILL ME!!! PLEASE WHY ARE YOU DOING THIS?!?! MY OTHER HAND AHHHH!!! HAHAAAAAAAAAaaaa..... AHHHHHHH WHY?!?! MY LEG!!!! MY FOOT NO!!!!! PLEASE!!!!! Ah AH AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHAA HAHAHAaaa WHYYYYYYYYY!?

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Why was the man angry? Because I slept with his wife.

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