- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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the world flooded and everybody died how did they die? the all fell into lava!

Whats pink and fluffy? Pink Fluff.

what does a blue watermelon and a cactus that looks like a penis have in common? orange ya glad i didn't say banana!

-Is Michael Jackson dead? - HELL YEAH HE'S DEAD!!

A man walks into a bar and asks the bartender for 4 beers. The bartender replies, "One at a time, mate, will that work for you?" To which the man replies, "No", leaves, and drives his 1994 Toyota Corolla off of the road into the pit of a volcano.

Two muffins were sitting in an oven. The first muffin did not look over to the other one and did not talk to it because muffins are objects and do not have the ability to communicate.

Your mommas so fat that she may die.

your moms fat. she's ugly too.

what did batman tell robin before they got into the batmobile? -let's get in the batmobile!

Yo mama's so fat that I make Yo Mama jokes about her!!

What happened to the prisoner who dropped the soap while in the shower with other men? Another prisoner picked up and gave it to him and finished showering and felt squeaky clean.

What do you call a Mexican jumping fences? A really good athlete.

Invisible Television.

Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

Your mom is so fat, her pants are starting to get tight.

STOP LOOKING AT MY JOKE

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Most poems rhyme, but this one doesn't.

i did not type this on 12/23/11 at 8:49:47

What's the difference between shoes and a ginger? Shoes do the kicking.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it's a chicken and it doesn't know any better. It probably doesn't know where it is much less where it's going.

you know what they say... hydrate or die

When life gets you down, make a comforter.

Asian: what time is it? other person: time for you to open your eyes.

poo poo you you doo doo too too

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