Whats worse then losing your phone? The Holocaust

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What's the difference between a pregnant woman and a lightbulb? The lighbulb isn't also dying of terminal cancer.

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What's 8 inches long and makes my girlfriend cry when I put it in her mouth? Her miscarriage

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Q: How did Muhamid Ali ( casius clay ) get a black eye? A: He was born

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this site is funny.

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Q:Ask me my name. A:What is your name? A:Hey why do you need to know that?

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Why don't cannibals eat clowns? Clowns do not populate the area in which cannibals reside

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Q: If I have 13 icecubes, and you have 12 icecubes, how many pancakes can I fit on the roof? A: Purple, because aliens don't wear hats.

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What do you call a with no arms and no legs floating in the water? About to drown.

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how much blow can charlie sheen hold up his nose? enough to kill Two and A Half Men

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what did one lady say to another lady? we are both ladies

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Why did the girl fall off the couch? She had a seizure.

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why did the puppy have a sticky tongue? because its owner was abusive and made the puppy lick peanut butter from his balls

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There are two muffins in the oven. One muffin says to the other "phew it's kinda hot in here" the other muffin says "AWW a talking muffin!"

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What's worse than Hell? The Holocaust.

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Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

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Why was the man sad after mowing is lawn? He ran over his dog.

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How did Hellen Keller's parents punish her? They sent her to her room.

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A horse walks into a bar. The owner immediately seeks out the owner of the misplaced obstruction and asks them to remove it promptly less his animal suffers any more untoward damage

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How did the black guy cross the street? He jumped it.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Sometimes I light my hair on fire and pretend I'm a candle.

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Why did Windows crash ? F*ck Windows, that's why.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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