Knock Knock Who's there? Can people stop posting grammatically incorrect jokes on here. Half of the sentences do not make sense.

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Q : Why was the little girl crying? A : Because she tripped and hurt her knee.

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whats worse than having cancer? nothing you have cancer and should proceed to see doctor

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An Englishman, Irishman and a Scotsman walk into a bar. They enjoy a few quiet drinks while watching a rugby match between Italy and France on the big screen, which is why they came into this particular bar. The Englishman hopes Italy will win, the Irishman is also supporting Italy while the Scotsman is up for France. France wins the match and the Scotsman says "Good game lads eh?" The others agree.

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hi hi strager danger

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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what's blue and white and red all over? -nothing the "red all over" part implies a contradiction to blue and white.

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What did the lawyer get for Christmas? More paper work

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What?

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How was copper wire invented? Probably some scientist did that

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Why did the priest touch the little boy? To Baptise him.

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What did andy say when he went down on burger nips? Welcome to the jungle

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Q:I finished my Homework A:thats what she said

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What's the difference between a black guy and a door? Various answers are acceptable. The door has hinges, a black guy has legs, etc.

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your mother is so rather large that when she stepped onto a scale, it stated her exact body weight which was 280 pounds. Which come to think of it isn't that big considering that obesity is now the norm and average people are referred to as abnormal.

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Why do immigrants move to the UK? To seek a better life

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What's brown and sticky? a stick.

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How can you kill a blonde? Hack her to bits.

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Rich people gave money to charity Charity gave money to the homeless The homeless spent the money on drugs

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Why did the black man run from the officer? The officer was trying to rape him.

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What's worse than finding ten babies nailed to a tree? One baby nailed to ten trees

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Why dont we just make fun of both? *mexican music plays*

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Why mommy upset cause wet and sticky make mommy upset

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