what do you call a grown man driving a plane you dont it isnt possible to drive a plane

A Jew and a Nazi have dinner together...... they both immensely enjoyed the wine.

Sarah Palin walks into a bar and the bartender tells her to get the f*&k out.

Hey buddy what's up? I justed wanted to know if you wanted to hang out tonight. Just call me and tell me what you wanna do. Ok that's it see ya. Oh yeah! I gave your mom an STD...sorry dude...it just happened. I hope your dad isn't mad. Again, really sorry. Ok bye.

YO MOMMA SO FAT... that it is really beginning to be an issue.

What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

Why was the manspenis big Cause he was a lucky bastard

Why is the sky blue? Because when you look up at the sky, especially during the daytime, the sky is giving a bluish color.

A man walks into a bar He says ouch

what did the girl trapped in the fire say? help

Why do black people eat watermelon? It is a good source of vitamin C.

How do you kill a blonde woman? Stab her in the stomach so all the acidic contents of her stomach slowly burn her flesh.

How do you see a black man in the dark? You dont

What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? This isn't a car

Q: What comes after 8? A: 9

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? It was dead.

why did the boy drop his ice cream? he tripped over his mother's dead body

Whats pink and looked like an angry bulldog? Your moms vagina last night

4 on three... 1, 2, 3, 4!

what do Asian people eat? what Asian people eat.

What do you call two Mexicans playing basketball? People leading healthy, active lives physically and socially.

You walk in to your room. 7 chickens on your bed.

Caitlyn.

I got a fever, and the only prescription is more ibuprofen.

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