- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does Jonny have a phobia birds? Because he has one glued to his face.

A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

Yo mama is so fat that it is obvious obesity runs in the family.

how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

whats pink and fluffy? pink fluff

Q: What did the diddler say to the little boy? A: Can i touch you inappropriately?

Q: What did the pope say to the prostitute he passed in the street? A: Bath & Bodyworks are having a sale

Did you hear about the blonde who jumped out off a bridge? She was clinically depressed and took her own life because of her terribly low self-esteem.

what's funnier than a dead baby in a clown costume? philanthropy

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Someone thinks Justin Bieber is strait

When you are swimming across the ocean, and you lose your wheels, what's the difference between a duck? ... Because bananas have no bones.

What do you call something you should prepare yourself for when having sex with a prostitute? A.I.D.S

Whats the difference between a chicken? One of its legs are both the same.

whats the hardest part of roller skating. Telling your dad that you are gay.

What makes Stephen Hawking such a lame scientist??? A: he has a disabling disease. It's called ALS.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding half a worm in your apple.

What did the Catholic preist say to the altar boy? You've been a good altar boy.

A man walks into a bar, he is immediately rushed to the emergency room

Limericks are fun, I have an orange Nothing rhymes with orange crap orange

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Q.) What did the boy do when he got home? A.) He repeatedly cried due to the large amount of bullying he faced at school. He had constantly tried to contact his parents and teachers for help yet no one would listen. The boy was found dead in his room the next day. Poor kid.

Why couldn't the old man play the piano? His arthritis caused him great pain.

Q: What do a dildo salesman and a car salesman have in common? A: They are both salesman

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