Why are you asleep? Because I'm tired.

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"What's 'green', 'blue', and 'red' all over?" My color-blind friend said in confusion.

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Two blondes are sitting in a car. They took a drive and later enjoyed turkey sandwiches at the local eatery.

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Whats red and you can't see it? No Tomatoes

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teacher: what comes after 69? johnny: mouthwash teacher: get out.

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Women's Rights

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you know what they say... hydrate or die

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Boom.

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What's black and white and red all over? And old fashioned television painted red.

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Why did the women hit the telephone pole? There are many theories but one suggests that it is due to womens statistically lower cognitive spacial reasoning abilities.

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Duke: Hi Sally: Hello Duke: Nice weather huh? Sally: I couldn't tell ya duke, I'm not a meteorologist.

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Why did the golfer take an extra pair of pants to the golf course? In case they ripped and he needed a replacement.

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whats worse than getting in a car crash Heroshema

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I've got a boner

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So a Jewish man walks into a bar, You think Jesus being all knowing would have realized it was there.

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whats worse than finding 30 babies nailed to 30 trees? finding coal in your stocking at christmas.

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How much wood would a woodchuck chuck if I had sex with your mother?

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Whats Obama's last name?

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What did the school bully get for his birthday? Beaten by his alcoholic father. Children are a product of their environment and his father's abusive nature towards his son forced the young boy to act out in class giving him the reputation of a bully.

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Knock Knock. Whos there? Victor. Victor who? Victor Secret, the gay door to door lingerie salesman. Can i interest you in a plastic cup holder?

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how much wood could a wood chuck chuck? 3

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A mother and father heard their young son sobbing in his room, so they ran upstairs to see what the problem was. When they got to his room, they found the older son was dead and hanging from the ceiling. And the younger son was actually laughing, not crying.

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What do you call a woman with a penis? A Hermaphrodite.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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