- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What did the girl with no arms and no legs get for Christmas? Repeatedly raped by her alcoholic, child molesting father.

What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

A muslim checks in at an airport and gets on a plane. He reads a book about knitting, gets off the plane at France and goes back to his job as a librarian.

Why'd the cat have one eye? It got kicked by a goat.

Why was the woman making a sandwhich in the kitchen? She was hungry.

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knock knock Who's there? because 7 ate 9

What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

What do you call a black man on the side of the road? -A black man who needs a ride.

Why did the hipster hate black people? Because he was racist.

Your mom is so ugly, that her job prospects are affected negatively, and your family suffers as a consequence.

A horse walks into a bar. The barman immediately calls the local stable to report the missing stallion, and his owner promptly arrives to take him home. He thanks the landlord and offers a small reward, but it is respectfully declined.

Why did the little girl fall off the swing set? She had no arms.

What did the dog say to the cat? I have no idea. I wasn't there.

Why is it bees travel in formation, one side is longer than the other? ... There are more bees on one side

This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

So there's this mexican with a big sombrero riding a donkey, it was a sunny day and he didn't feel like walking.

Why did the man punch his wife? Because he was angry

What's cheese that's not yours? Mine.

Are you from Tennessee? cuz i wanna makeout with your face.

Why did the chicken cross the road? He didn't.

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