why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

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Why didn't Helen Keller have headphones? Because they weren't invented

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Give a man a fish and you feed him for a day. Give a man a gun and he'll build you a refrigerator.

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girl says..joe..................................................................... boy says...who is joe................. girl..the idiot of a helper at my skl

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How do you fit 1,000 Jews in a Volkswagen? Trick question, you can't.

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What do you call a group of homosexuals placing an order at McDonalds? Gay

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Q:: when artificial intelligence takes over the planet, what will become of anti-joke.com? A:: idk, but my cousin's girlfriend and I will get naked together and she will get on top of me and tell me I'm awesome and that my d*ck feels really good inside her. you see by the time AI takes over, the means to create virtual reality experiences will be greatly enhanced.

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your mama is so stupid i believe she will have a difficult time finding employment in these rough economic times

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equality for women

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Why did the girl say 'baa'? Because she was a lamb.

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What does a mama bear on the pill have in common with the world series? No Cubs!

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Why did the deaf man go to the concert? He had recently acquired a brand new hearing aid which meant that he was able to hear much better and decided that he wanted to listen to some music.

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Whats worse than contracting H.I.V.? nothing

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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What is green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Why are leprechauns so happy? The grass tickles their balls

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How did Hitler make the world a better place? He died.

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What a wonderfuuuul wooorld: Would this not be a wonderful world if we instead of killing innocent children, just gRaped them hard and painfully in every damn hole and let them go home? Ad: Consider the life of the poor children, Just 0rape them hard!... For love! Awww... Moral: What moral You see any moral here? XD No Not Nerometal, I am that "leader of the Neronist... whatever" Yes, that is who I am. Real moral: "Seriously who is gonna listen to some kid who is just (severely) butthurt anyway huh? Cut their tongues off! Just do not kill them... For a wonderful world..." <3 (Not a heart lol)

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Pickup Line: Hay girl is that a mirror in your pants. Becuase I can see me in it.

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What's the worst part about male roller blading? AIDS.

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Why was timmy crying? He gave his grandmother AIDs...

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Two guys walk in to a bar the third one ducks.

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Why was six afraid of seven You would be scared to if your name was six and you knew someone named seven

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a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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