What is worse then rain on your wedding day? Getting married.

Your moms so fat She should get some help because there's nothing good about being fat

That joke was so funny that I fell off my dinosaur. Then afterwards had to be put in a rehabilitation center because I am schizophrenic and dinosaurs are extinct.

26.5% of Americans are obese.

why were the little boy's clothes all wet? because they found his body in the bottom of a river.

Roses are grey, violets are grey, the sky is grey so is the grass everything is grey, as i am colourblind

Hey, is that your corvette. No I thought it was yours.

I love my valentine <3 Hes mine no matter what anyone says <3 Cause i love him with all my heart <3

My Roomate-(crying in the fetal position for the love of his life has been murderer) Me- (laughing) I have a problem

How fast is the speed of sex? 70 mph, minimum 40 mph

A: Knock knock. B: Who's there? A: Banana! B: Not you again..(slams door)

My mother-in-law fell down a wishing well, I was amazed, I never knew they worked.

equality for women

I like my coffee like i like my woman, Without a penis.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I hate rhyming, Zebras.

-Knock Knock -Who's there? -.......

Jon has 40 chololate bars, he eats 32, what does he have now? Diabetes.

A guy walks into a bar. He then comes home at 4 a.m. to beat his wife.

Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

What did the man want a car for his birthday? 7.

Know what's funny? Jokes.

Where did Susie go during the bombing? Everywhere

What's red and smells like blue paint? Red paint

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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