a man walks into a bar he is an alcohol and it's ruining his family

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Why do black people always say to the left to the left... because they don't have rights.

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One time, I ate 3 chipotle burritos....after a tennis match

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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What do you call a group of black men jumping off a building? Chocolate Rain

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A fat man on a moped

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

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What's worse then biting into an apple and finding a worm in it? The spelling errors on anti-jokes.com

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How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

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A blind man walks into a bar Backs up, and walks around it.

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There are two muffins sitting in an oven. One says "boy it sure is hot in here." The other says,"yeah like 350-375"

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how do you stop a baby crying hit it with a brick.

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Why do black people eat fried chicken? Because it's delicious.

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What do birds need when they're sick? Medical attention

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2+2= 478

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What's worse than one bee sting? 2 bee stings

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whats silver and cries? a coin, although it can't cry because its a coin. So it's just silver

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what's the difference between a duck? one leg is the same.

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What's more stinky than a fart? More farts.

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Why was the thirteen year old raped by an online predator? Because he made very poor choices on giving out his personal information.

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Q: What did the boy do when his mom asked him to put away his clothes? A: Yes. PS: If that wasn't funny to you, then go f**k off. You clearly don't have any sence of humor and you should see someone about that, like a mental health doctor.

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Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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