Roses are Red, Violets are Blue, She gave me AIDS, and I gave 'em to you! <3 <3

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What do Kenyans do at night? Starve.

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What's the difference between a rabbit and a plum? They're both purple, except for the rabbit.

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YouTube comment: If I get a cent for every pixel on the screen. I would have... $960 for a 224p video $2049.6 240p video $1296 for a 270p video $2304 for a 360p video $4099.2 for a 480p video $9984 for a 520p video $9216 for a 720p video $20736 for a 1080p video $125829.12 for a 2304p video ... I would be RICH!!

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What do snowmen eat for lunch? Snowmen don't eat, they're inanimate balls of of solid precipitation with rocks for smiles and eyes and carrots for noses.

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what do you call a homosexual kid? A Kerich

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Whats the difference between a new ferrari and a pile of dead babies? I don't have a new ferrari in my garage.

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How do you tell if someone is a Jew? Ask them politely.

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What's worse than dropping an ice cream cone? The Holocaust. What's worse than the Holocaust? Dropping two ice cream cones.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Your momma's so ugly she adopted you because she had a problem attracting men.

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Why did the cow cross the road? To get to the slaughter house

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What's the difference between a pile of dead baby's and a Cadillac? I don't have a Cadillac in my garage...

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2 guys walk into a bar, a third guy carefully ducks under it

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Chuck Norris doesn't sleep. He has insomnia.

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Your mother is such a whore that she has consensual sex with a lot of people...

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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To be honest that sounds like more of a mental health issue and not something I'm qualified to deal with as a GP. Let me refer you.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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What did it say in the end of the book? The End.

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Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing.

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What's the difference between me and a dead baby? I'm not dead, or a baby. I am well into my teens and very healthy.

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Guess what? Chicken butt! No I have aids, you might want to get yourself tested

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Q:What colors make black? A:Nothing Thats a Shade

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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