- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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why was the dog barking?? bryan is a douche..... get it troupe.

what is the difference of a duck..... it neither wears tie.....

What happened to the boy when he did nothing? The game.

Knock, knock. Who's there? Butter. Butter who? Oh, um, sorry i forgot the rest...

A wolf boards a plane with two dead rabbits in his mouth. The flight attendant approaches him and says, "Sir, you can only have one of those on the plane." The wolf bites her throat out.

What did Helen Keller say to the priest? Nothing, she didn't know he was there.

What did the peach say to the apple? Nothing. Peaches can't talk.

Knock Knock. No one answered, as the person of residence was not home.

Whats worse than the Halocaust? Your mom

why did the ginger start crying. because people through bricks at him!

Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

"Ask me if I'm a tree." "Are you a tree?" "No."

How many jews can get in a Volvo? 5.

What is white and can't walk? A PVC Pipe.

Why did the monkey fall out of the tree? Because it was dead

How many dead babies would it take to plug the Fukushima Dai-Ichi nuclear power plant? None -- they are using thousands of litres of liquid glass coagulant instead.

person 1 - what's big, green and ugly? person 2 - don't know. what's big, green and ugly? person 1 - nothing is

what is not funny? This joke.

Miscarriages.

Why'd the chicken cross the road? It didn't. Chickens are raised on farms, which are away from society. They are taken care of in pens, and have no way of escaping. Therefore it couldn't have crossed any roads.

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Knock Knock Come in Thank you very much. Don't mention it. Would you like a home made spinach roll?

Why did the child drop it's lollipop? Because they got hit by a bus.

y did simran cros rode? 2 get 2 uder side ofcurse. stopid nobs

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