This guys walks in a forest and meets a bear. So he says : - Yo yo, whattup, bear ? And the bear says "ROAR!" Because he's a bear.

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What's the difference between a black man and a Jew? Nothing, he's the same person

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Why did the chicken cross the road? He was forced to against his will by a group of marauding ninjas who happened to be strolling by at the time.

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A man walks into a bar said man is escorted out of said bar said man may have died from a serious case of alcohol poisoning whilst in said bar he was escorted as dead people have trouble moving of their own accord experts discovered later that the man had actually been brutaly beaten by another man wielding a bar stool this shows that experts are not very smart

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Your carpol will be here soon! What a pool for cars is coming?

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Why did the duck cross the road? To get cream cheese.

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Two muffins are in an oven. They are then baked at 375 for about 30 minutes and then taken out to cool.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because my first shot missed.

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Roses are red, Violets are blue, I'm a schizophrenic, And so am I.

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A man walks into a bar... and watches the Monday Night Football game with his pals.

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Want to hear a joke? Me to...

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There is a running race, both black and white people are running in this race! Half way through there is an avalanche and every black person running was killed! Who won the race??? Society... :D

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Ask me if I'm a tree. Are you a tree? No.

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How many unicorns does it take to change a light bulb? 17. 11 if its Tuesday.

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2 ducks walk into a bar. The first orders a drink, drinks it, and drops dead. The other duck said, "Bar tender! What did you put in my friends drink?" The bar tender said, "Poison."

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Why did little Jimmy eat his finger ? He was hungry.

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Did you hear about that show where two crazy guy got on stage and the show had to be canceled. I didnt either.

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Roses are black Violets are black Everything is black. ~Stevie Wonder

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i'm a loser with body odor.. plus i play pokemon to pass the time because reality is just to horrible to face. guess who? josh wood.

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two muffins were in an oven. one muffin says, "gee, its hot in here." the other one says, "AH! A TALKING MUFFIN!"

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Why was 6 afraid of 7? 7 was recently released from prison for violent crimes.

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Knock knock whose there? i have a warrant, i excpect you to come out peacefully with you hands behind you back

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