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How did the thief acquire a lamborghini? He has a side job as a lamborghini salesman.

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Why did the chickecross the roe? Because I was bein chased by an angry group o mobsters that 8 years ago were busted by the chicken when he was still working for NYPD and found them all in an ally and busted them for later discovered tax evasion and then 2 years later they found a way ou of prison and tracked down the chicken for 6 years until they found him in road island 4509 lake side estates and then proceeded to chase him onto and across a road that was near by to his lake side apartment and then they go tire and we. Back to their HQ in NY and then the leader of the gang went home and in a depression fuels rage mersiouy beat his wife then went up stairs and threw his 9 year old son out the window and hanged himself. The chicken also died because 8 years is at the top of their lifespan.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? He was on his way home from work and saw some youths loitering on the street corner and thought it best to avoid them and therefore any possible confrontation. He would also appreciate it if you would call him something along the lines of Bravery impaired instead of a chicken as he finds it offensive and doesn't fully understand the avian reference to his lack of confidence.

A guy walks into a bar and says, "Ouch!"

(in a retarted voice) i want to go to disneyland

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What says "Mooo"? A goat with an identity crisis.

What couldn't the stereotypical pirate get into the movie? Well, considering that the stereotypical pirate existed in the sixteenth to eightteenth centuries and the first motion picture wasn't made until the mid to late nineteenth century, also the technology for time travel does not exist nor has it ever, I would have to derive that he was not let in due to the fact that there was no way for him to ever exist at the same time that a movie would have been playing.

Why did the black man shoot everyone? Because he is black

What did the young girl get for Christmas? Violently raped and murdered by her abusive father.

Roses are red violets are blue ... Aww I just don't give a damn and nether do you.

panda bears are racist to mexicans-they are black, white and asian

Runescape.

A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

How do you make a plumber cry Kill his family

What's worse than being a black Jew? Being a racists anti-Semite.

Why did the Calculus teacher give an Asian student an F on a test? Because he got less than 60% of the answers correct.

Q: why did the boy cross the road A: because he was being chased by a pedophile

What's the difference between a dead baby and a Cadillac? A Cadillac is a car, and a dead baby is a morose and disgusting topic of internet humor.

Inquiry: After the specially hired detective in shades of black had managed to finish his secret investigation of the crime scene, what significant affair did he demand and expect to subsequently occur next in the logical chain of events? Answer: A specific transaction of money. To elaborate, immediate providance of previously allotted recompense in the particular configuration of myriad pristine wads of cash.

What do you call cheese that isn't yours? Cheese.

The NBA lockout

A baby boy and a baby girl are much alike when you eat them they die

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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