why couldnt hellen keller drive? cuz she was blind

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What did the chicken say to the cow? Cluck cluck Knock knock Who's there Chicken Chicken who? Chicken go cluck cluck, cow go moo Piggie go oink oink, how 'bout you?

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What's Rupert bear's middle name? the

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Why are atheists stupid? Actually, statistically, they are more intelligent than believers.

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Yo mammas so fat she went on a diet.

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Your d*ck is short, If we compare it to mine. That was it, Thank you for your time.

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Why did Jack and Jill go up the hill? To get to their house.

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a little boy told his friend he failed a test.. the friend replied that his parents r goin to kill him... to save himself the suffering ...the boy hung himself in his closet

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Q: A football coach walks into a bank. Why? A: Because one of his players is suffering from terminal cancer and he needs governmental funding for the team to play the big game against their rivals and to win, in hopes the kid will recover. Q: Why did the football coach go into the bank again? A: To receive more money to find a new running back.

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what is pink and fluffly? pink fluff

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Why did the kitten die? Because your mom is gay.

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Whats the best way to take down a skycraper? -Crash a plane into it-

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What happened to the Caucasian man who went to Vegas? He lost all his money so the government took away his car and his house so he had to become homeless and live on the streets begging for money from any who walked by until he slowly starved to death after eating food left in restaurants and trashcans.

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Knock Knock Who's There? I am. I am who? I think someone has contracted amnesia.

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Roses are Red. Violets are Blue. Grandma's dead. call the paramedics.

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A homeless man is hungry. He then kills a college professor and has a nice dinner

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Why did the chicken cross the road? It didn't it got hit by a truck

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Why did the chicken walk into Mordor? It didn't. One does not simply walk into Mordor.

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Why don't Polish girls swim in the sea? The only sea that Poland borders on is the Baltic. Throughout most of the year this sea is too cold to comfortably swim in.

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Wumbo

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Why didn't Betty ride her bike to school? She had no legs.

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What is worse than finding a dead mouse in your loaf of bread? A lot of things since you were able to sue the bread company for tens of thousands of dollars.

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What's worse than getting Alzheimer's? ........what am I doing here.....

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How do you fit 100 ethiopians in a phone box? With great difficulty.

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Anti Joke

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