- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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There's now a sandwich named after Jerry Sandusky, it's got 60 year old meat stuffed between buns barely out of the oven.

Whats brown and sticky? ..Poo

What's one very bad way to injure yourself? Smashing your head against a metal surface

No pen- no notes No notes- no study No study- no good grades No good grades- no diploma No diploma- no job No job- no money No money- no food No food- really skinny Really skinny- ugly Ugly- no wife No wife- no kids No kids- lonely Lonely- death No pen=death

Q: When do you know you've had to much to drink? A: When the zebra in your belly button starts talking to you

Racist Math Ahmed is on a train from D.C to New York the train is traveling at 125 mph. the distance between New York and D.C is 250 miles. How many will die in the blast.

A man with a badly injured arm is sitting in a hospital. He says, "Doctor, when my arm heals, will I be able to play the violin?" The doctor says, "With proper medical attention and rest, yes, you will be able to." The man says, "That's great! Before I was hurt, I really enjoyed playing the violin."

A man had sex with his secretary. She was his wife.

A pregnant woman walks into a bar and miscarries.

Why can't Hellen Keller drive? Because she is a woman.

A blond walked into a bar. A guy picker her up and then they had sex.

what do u call a fat guy in a pool u

What happened to the man taking a shit? An unfortunate drop of water splashed back onto his arse

cool story babe. now go make me a sammich.

Can God do anything even if it's impossible? Yes. Can God make a rock so heavy he can't lift it? Yes. Can he lift that rock? Yes. Then he just failed at making a rock so heavy he can't lift it

Why did the boy fall off his bike? He was mauled by a bear!

Two clowns are walking down the street The first says, "Whats better sunshine or rainbows?" The second says nothing, then casually picks up a brick and beats the other clown to death.

Q: Why did the white mother with a newborn baby lock her car doors? A: Because a black guy walked by.

What's worse then 2 dead monkeys? 3 dead monkeys!

What's the only thing better than winning a gold medal in the special olympics? Not being retarded.

What would you call Kenny Dalgleish if he was black? Mr Dalgleish in a formal setting, Kenny in an informal one.

What did the dinosaur say to the other dinosaur? I don't know, dinosaurs have been extinct for 200 million years.

What did the duck with one leg say to the pirate? Woof.

Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he was mentally retarded and didnt know any better.

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