What do tomatoes, apples, oranges, lemons, and peaches have in common? They are all fruits.

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I saw 2 cannibals eating a clown. What did I do? Called the local police.

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A blind man cant see this joke, so I probably shouldnt write it..

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A man stops another man on the street in Manhattan and asks "How do I get to Carnegie Hall ?" The other man gives him direction, including which subway stop to get off at.

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Who ate my sandwich? The office appliance that fell from the sky.

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How do people from Indian Hill laugh? Like an Indian, huh, huh, huh!

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Dear Jim, I have a problem with my Hymen... "Jim'll fix it for you..."

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What do you call an blonde, brunette, and a redhead? There has yet to be a definition for a group of people categorized by hair color.

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Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

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how do you kill a blond? give her a gun and tell her it a blow dryer

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A brown park bench was bought. After multiple years the color had faded, and the bench was no longer the same shade of brown.

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What do you call 4 Mexicans getting into a car late at night? 3rd Shift carpooling

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Rebecca Blacks walk into a bar. She gets shot.

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A guy walks into a restaurant and sits down only to realize he is not wearing any pants. Immediately the police are called and arrest the man for indecent exposure. Given there were children in the restaurant at the time, the man is also charged as level 3 sex offender and is held on $100,000 bail. His family receives the news and become the talk of the town. His wife commits suicide from embarrassment, leaving her 10 year old son up for adoption who later gets involved with drugs due to his rough childhood.

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whats similar between a eagle and a armidillo? they both can fly. apart from the armidillo.

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How do you sink a Polish submarine? Hit it with a torpedo.

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roses are red lemons are sour open your legs and give me an hour

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A man walks into a bar, buys a pint of beer, talks to his friends for while and leaves.

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what is the difference between a a person and a book? people can walk

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How do you stop a canadian from saying eh? Kill it...

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What do you call a gay black man? Whatever his name happens to be

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Dave: Knock, knock Steven: Come in.

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why did the mexican stab those people? why? he didn't you racist

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What's green and has wheels? Grass. I lied about the wheels.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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