- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What are the similarites between Autistic people and dead people? They are both very poor in social situations

You know what makes me sick? Bacteria

Three blind mice. See how they run. Into things.

Why did they black straight guy go into an all white gay bar....? Because he went to the wrong place.

Why are Asians yellow? Because that is their natural skin color

why was the black mans shirt ripped? because he escaped genocide in africa

What the problem with writing an anti-joke? Trying to not come up with a punchline.

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Teacher: Why didn't you do your homework? Student: My friends told me not to. Teacher: So if your friends tell you to go jump off a bridge, would you do it? Student: Well, it all depends on if I land on a fat kid. Like Chubb. Chubb: Yeah, I know, my eating habit, i-i-its a big problem. -Payden R.

Two lifelong friends walk into the locl Bar and each order a Beer. " So how's life treating ya?" Phil replies, " Well Doug, I've got Stage Four Lung Cancer. I'm going to Die, remember?" Unfortunately, Doug doesn't remember because Doug has a Brain Tumor.

What do you get when you have 5 Russians, a few 8 year olds, and guns? A kidnapping

Roses are red My bulb is blue My pants are extending When I look at you

how many milkshakes does it take to bring all the boys to the yard?

What's faster than a Mexican running down the street with your TV? An airplane

Who hangs out with a girl all day every day while he's dating her for 4 months and still doesn't get his wiener touched. Adam claypool

What did the guy say when he died? nothing, he was dead

Why did it take so long to find Osama Bin Laden? No idea. Bad military tactics. Was he found?

How do you tell when your dog is dead? I don't know. I never had a dog and my parents beat me.

Why did the Italian family have spaghetti for dinner? Thats the only thing they had in the house

Q. Wheres your nan???? A. In my closet

Jesse likes to jack off and lick the white stuff off of his balls and digest it

Why does Eric Clapton use a Mac? Because he prefers Macs.

Were you born on a freeway? because thats were all accidents happen.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? This site.

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