- Anti Joke

Whats worse than getting shot in the foot? Watching each member of your family get shot in the foot.

what is orange and sounds like a parrot? an orange parakeet

What would you call it if Justin Bieber had sex with a woman? Sex, because thats what it is.

A bear goes to target, soon after animal control came and put it in a nearby zoo

How you know that you are flying with a "no frills" airline? There are no meals or films provided, no orange juice to drink during ascent and descent and no mid-flight shop service.

Boy: Knock Knock! Girl: Who's there? Boy: It's me, John. Girl: Oh, come in!

what do an elephant and a mouse have in common? nothing

Whats cold and can't climb trees? Refrigerator

What did the chicken say to the butcher? Moo.

Roses are red Viloets are unicorns this? doesn't make sense Refridgeator

What has 156 bras and 927 pairs of underwear? Someone without a washing machine.

What did one lawyer say to the other lawyer? I'm sleeping with your wife

Knock Knock! Who's there?! Michelle Bachman.

What worse than a bee sting? Two bee stings. What worse than two bee stings? The Holocaust What worse than the Holocaust? Three bee stings

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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My mum is called Steve

a man walks in to a bar. he says oww.

Barack Obama

What did the UPS man bring Sara? a box. whats inside it is only Sara's buisness

Q: What do you call a dog driving a car? A: A dog driving a car.

AND THE GAME BEGINS ANEW!

Roses are red, violets are blue, whoever met you is a BIG fool

What colour is an orange? Orange. What did you expect?

whats annoying and won't go away?. Aids.

Knock Knock.. Who's there? The IRS, you owe $50,000 in back taxes and we're repossessing your home.