How many dead babies does it take to paint a wall? First of all, babies do not have the physical ability or the mental capacity to ever paint a wall, no matter how many of them there are. Second of all, they are dead which probably will not increase their chances of painting said wall.

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A man is walking down the beach and he spots an antique looking lamp in the sand, he picks it up and rubs it. Nothing happens and the man begins to cry realizing that his life is so dismal and pathetic he was ready to believe he had found a magic lamp. He proceeds to run into the water and bash himself senseless with a large rock until he passes out and drowns.

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Who went shopping on Saturday? There is a reason I put a question mark there, so you guys could reply. Not so I could respond myself.

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Why did the guy jump out of the plane? he was parachuting

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Have you ever heard of a goose?

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How do you hook up with a really hot chick? This website is intended for Anti-Jokes, Not Dating Advice.

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I take the "the" out of Psychotherapist

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You're such a dork you were found on the bottom of a whale.

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Why did little Lisa fall off the swings? She had no arms

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Why did the chicken kill himself To get to the other side.

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Q: why did the boy walk into the woods alone? A: nobody knows he hasn't come out yet

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Who is John Galt?

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Why can't dinosaurs talk? Because they're all dead.

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Pigs have the emotional capacity of a five year old think about that next time you have to dissect one in biology

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How do u make a black man cry? Kill his family!

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In my eyes Nero, you are much like a philosopher, the kind which are mocked while they live, and then a couple thousands years later, are recognized as the most intelligent beings of their time.

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How did the black guy swim across the Atlantic? He didn't. He was prepared to, but then went on Expedia and found a ticket with Continental Airlines that was in his budget. He did not like the amount of service he recieved, and decided in the future he will save up and fly with a different company, or in fact swim across.

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what do u call something black and hanging from a tree.............................. a black guy

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Knock knock Whos there? The Gestapo

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Why did the girl fall off the swing? She had no arms.

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What's better then finding an apple in the Holocaust? Finding a tunnel under the fence.

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A drunk man into a bar. He is ripping apart a family

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Q Why did the feminist cross the road? A To suck my dick

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