I'm going to rewrite history. History.

The sentence at the bottom is true. The sentence at the top is false.

What did Sally get for chirstmas? Cancer

What did one orphan say to the other? 'Robin get in the car!'

What does these 3 words all have in common? terrifiant, hrollvekjandi, Przera?aj?ce They all mean the same thing describing Ian! CREEPY

qu'est ce qui est petit et poilu? un asticot poilu

What did Goldilocks say to the Three Bears? No one knows. Her remains were discovered three weeks later.

A man looks at a glass and says that it is half full. Another man looks at the glass and says that it is half empty. A feminist looked at the glass and said it was being raped

Why do bees fly? Because evolution made them

Q: What's worse than stepping a LEGO in the middle of the night? A: A landmine

While your reading this. A man is robbing your home and sodomizing your dog

How many pupils does the teacher have? 2.

Hey Lady Gaga, Madonna called, she wants her clothes back; she lend them to you weeks ago for a concert because you didn't have anything to wear and you haven't returned them yet.

Why did the black guy cross the road? Because he was late for a meeting

What is white and black and red all over.

Dyslexics have more nuf!

Wanna hear a funny anti joke?...........................................................................................Funny anti joke

noah is a scrub jungle

What used to be red, but isn't anymore? A scalped ginger.

Why was the Asian woman late for work? She was raped.

how do you punish hellen keller? you can't she's dead

How do you know a baby is dead ? When the dog plays with it more!

A man walked into a bar. Ouch.

Why didn't bob like night clubs? He was epileptic

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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