- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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two japanese men walk into a bar. the first japanese man says “i am japanese!” the second japanese man says “i am also japanese!” the bartender then says “well, hey. i’m japanese too”. the bar was in japan.

Roses are red, Violets are blue Oh, that's good to know.

Why don't Black people Dream? Because the last one that did got shot.

Why did the Chicken cross the road? Because there were no cars coming

If at first you dont succeed..... your not chuck norriss

ding dong thats right no knock on door anymore

My friend just phoned me from the Boston marathon. He was being taken to the hospital due to being injured by the explosions and had to have his leg amputated.

What do you call a rollercoaster without a coaster? A roller

Did you hear about the kidnapping in Pennsylvania? He woke up...

Tom: God! Matt:Where? Tom:Matt i was saying God ! Jesus! Matt: God and Jesus! wow! Tom: why am i talking to you? Matt: Wanna play a game? Tom:bye.

Why was the boy upset? His penis fell off and his mom was making him go to the library.

What is the worst thing to say to a dying person? After you die I'm going to defile your corpse, nan.

Whenever someone asks you why you're sad, always remember this simple answer so that people won't keep asking you more questions: "Because Hitler died"

Whats the difference between a pile of dead babies and a car? I don't have a car in my garage.

a horse walks into a bar, hours later it walks out on two legs and the man who saw it all happen couldn't believe his eyes. The man then turns to the bartender and says, "I theenk eye've had enuf, Cut me hoff!"

whats the difference between a European and a african an african has more pigment in his skin due to prolonged exposure to light

What do you call an amazing person Good

What did bob say when he was told his beloved parents were dying? "oh"

what did pedobear say to the 60 year old man nothing he was too busy molesting the girl across the street

Why couldn't the man get a job at the daycare? Because he was a serial killer/rapist.

How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke-'er-face

how do women get from the kitchen to the bedroom? they walk there.

Why did the little boy sit next to the big boy? Because he wanted to get raped by big Jake!

A man walks into a store with a faulty washing machine. He provides a valid guarantee receipt at the customer service desk and it is replaced without an issue

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