I like my coffee like my women. Without a penis.

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How do you treat someone that is feels like a total failure? Treatment: Okay, draw a square on the board over there, but in order to succeed, you must fail at it. Patient one: Oh, I drew a cicrle :( Patient two: I drew a square :( Congratulations one you succeeded at failing! Now get outta here. Congratulations patient two, you succeeded at the given task, bye bye.

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A blind man walks into a bar. He backs up, takes two steps to the right, and walks around the bar rubbing his forehead.

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Why do dragons shoot fire? I don't know, I'm asking you the question.

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Why did the 3 legged dog fall over? Because it was knocked over by a passing pedestrian.

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Roses are blue Violets are red What happened to the gay man? He listened to Justin Beiber And then was straight

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What did the black man eat at a picnic? I don't know, I wasn't there.

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Yo mama so ugly, she has to work harder than most women to attract men.

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What is brown and sounds like a pickle? Poop

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Juan got hit by a truck Knock Knock Who's there? Juan's brother coming to stab you in the abdomen.

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a man reads his wife a poem "roses are red, violets are blue, and I love you." the wife talks to her brother asking why he changed the poem he said men do that cause they love you. later that night she got pregnant.

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What did the hooker get for Christmas ? AIDS.

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What did the mexican say to the black guy? He asked if he needed some drugs. Why? He was a pharmacist.

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why does beyonce sing " to the left, to the left"? - cause black people have no rights

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what do you call a rich, gay guy from Florida? Iron man

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whats the diffrence between a lawnmower and a sack of dead babies? I dont have a lawnmower in my garage

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Why did Bob scream "Nurrrrrrrrr!!"?.....because he was mentally challenged.

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Roses are red Violets are blue Sugar is sweet You have pancreatic cancer

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What is the difference between a white man and black man who are facing each other? They have different rights.

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A baby seal walks into a club.

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Roses are red Violets are blue I have Alzheimer Roses are red

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why did the crops die? because a deranged clown sprayed them with liquid nitrogen.

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A black man has 100 problems. on his AP calculus test.

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What did Batman say to Robin before they got in the car? Robin get in the car.

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Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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