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whats not funny and has access to a computer and reasonable internet? Me

what do women and men have in common? nothing, women are inferior

What did the man say when he lost his car? Where the fuck did my car go

whats the difference between samios and a dog? Nothing.

Knock knock. Who's there? I eat mop. I eat mop who? (I eat ma poo) Haha. ~Ali M.~

What did Pablo experience during his first day in private school? the atmosphere of a private school

i like it in the mouth

How does Lady Gaga like her meat? As a dress.

What's worse than finding ants in your kitchen? A truckload of dead babies.

Q: what did the white man say to the black man? A: hi

A man walked into a bar. He then sat down and ordered a drink.

They say you are what you eat, but i don't remember eating a big bowl of sexy.

A Jew and a Muslim are playing golf. Just not together.

What rude names do you call a girl with no limbs? Anything you want they can't touch you

What is white and weighs twice as much as Shamoo? My ass.

whats worse than 10 babies in a blender 1 baby in 10 blenders

Why did Susie fall out the swing, Because I hate disabled people and i pushed her

roses are red violets are blue this verse doesn't ryhme and neither does this one

An Asian tries to climb a staircase in a wheelchair. He finds this difficult, because he is in a wheelchair.

What do you call a black man flying a plane? The pilot. You racist.

What do you get when you mix hydrochloric acid and a humans digestive track? Death.

How many squirrels does it take to drive a refrigerator 10 quarts per elephant? Vanilla Cake

Lightning strikes 2 year old baby.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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The Anti Joke Book


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