- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why does the Batman theme song have 'na na na na na na na na' in it so many times? I guess Batman really likes sodium. Or maybe his record player's broken.

What's the difference between a tiger and a shark? One's a land mammal.

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What do you call a half-Latino, half-Asian baby? The product of a healthy interracial couple.

Why did Suzie fall off the swing? Because she had no arms. Knock knock. Who's there? Not Suzie.

Two muffins are sitting in the oven. One says wow its hot in here the other muffin said HOLY SHIT ITS A TALKING MUFFIN

Why did little Timmy fall down? Because he was shot in the head.

What is the difference between a black man and a piece of fried chicken? Fried chicken is a breaded meal that is high in calories whereas a black man is an unedible human being with feelings.

Why did Timmy drop his ice cream cone? Because a skyscraper landed on him. Yes. A skyscraper.

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What's the difference between a car and a sack of dead babies? I don't keep a car in my garage.

Q) What did the cowboy say to the astronaut? A) Howdy.

Whats brown and sticky? - A brown stick.

Why did the Japanese man fall down the stairs? He was blind and deaf and not aware of his surroundings to prevent himself from doing so.

A guy gets murdered, because of the Reco act the whole gang he belongs to goes to jail as well. They cry in their beds

What do you get when u cross a owl and a bungy cord...........my ass

Knock Knock Whose there? Yes I am a convicted child molester and by state law I must go door-to-door explaining the many cruel and vigorous crimes I have committed.

Why did the boy get teased? Because his name was spelt wrong (k)urtis

What happened to the boat that sank? Everyone on it died

What do an owl and a squirrel have in common? They can both fly! Except for the squirrel.

Whats funnier then a dead baby? A lot of things.

How do you rescue a fat girl that's stuck under a car? With a pickaxe and a donkey.

Roses are red violets are blue Timmy what are doing with that gun?! Bang....

What's faker than a rich mexican? A unicorn smoking weed

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