why did the man jump out of the plane without a parachute? Im not really sure, maybe to commit a slow and painful suicide.

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PLEASE HELP IM TRAPPED IN SOME GUYS HOUSE PLEASE SOMEBODY HAS TO SEE THIS IF I TEXT HE WILL SEE IT IM AT

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What do you call a fish without an eye? Impaired of vision.

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"Knock-knock." "Come in, sorry that the doorbell is broken."

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A man goes to the hospital he says to the doctor while poking his leg it hurts here. Then he pokes his arm and here. Then his head and here. "Yes" the doctor says you've broken your finger.

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What do you call a skeleton in your closet? Evidence of a brutal crime. You should probably call the cops.

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Bill went into a store and bought a bagel. However, after eating it, he realizes he meant to buy a doughnut. He tells the cashier that he meant to order a doughnut, and asks for his money back. The cashier says no and the man leaves.

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What's wheels and has green? Lied, I grassed about the wheels.

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Q:Why are all of the vampires extinct? A:AIDS is a serious disease. You shouldn't joke about it.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? The Holocaust

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Roses are red Violets are blue I like you Get in the van

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There once was a plain Cheerio. He has a decent life with a low paying job and an apartment. One day, he decided to make his life more fun and started going to parties. He met some women and had a good time. He was happier and was soon promoted at work. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself, only to discover that he was now a Honey-nut Cheerio. He continued to go to parties and met a girl that eventually became his girlfriend. He became a manager at work and moved into an expensive condo. The next day, he woke up and tasted himself and was a Frosted Cheerio. He then quit his job and opened a club, where he became the most popular Cheerio in town. All guys wanted to be him, girls with him. At one party, his girlfriend asked him for some punch. He went to the kitchen but couldn't find any. There was no punch-line.

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Q: What would happen if you threw a red brick into the black sea? A: It would get wet.

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A man walks into a bar. He is then taken to a near by hospital where he is treated for a concussion.

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Why was the guy with six fingers called John? His name was John.

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Whats the difference between a white man and a black man? black people have more melanin in their skin causing it to pigment and turn black

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What's worse then me banging your mom? The fact that I gave her HIV

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What do you call Ed Milliband after he's been decapitated? Dead Milliband.

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Why was 10 afraid of 9? Because 9 8 7

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What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a worm in every apple.

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What did the Chinese man say to the Japanese man Nothing as they have never met

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What did the cookie monster eat? Food

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