Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

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Why did jim all I over? He dies

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On a scale of 1 to Lord Voldemort, how awkward would you say your hugs are?

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What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

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A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

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Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

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Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

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Why did the money due? Because it fell out of the tree

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how do you make a plumber cry kill his family how do you kill the plumbers family with a wrench

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A young boy recently saved a priests life. He found a solid lump on his testicle.

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What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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are u black unlucky

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Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

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How many Jehovah's Witnesses does it take to screw in a light bulb? 2. One to firmly hold the ladder and the other to cautiously screw it in. They are volunteering at the local orphanage and it is wrong to make fun of there religion. We are all different in our own special way.

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what's better than winning the special olympics?.. Not being retarded

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What do you get when you cross an owl and a bungee cord? My ass

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why did the woman commit suicide? because 2+2=4

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What do you get if you cross a egg and toast? Egg n soldiers.

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a blonde girl walks into a bar...of soarp, slips, falls, and breaks her spine.

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Why did Sally fall off the swing? Why? She had no Arms or legs Knock knock Whos there? Not Sally XD XD XD XD XD XD XD

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hello

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How do you starve a Somalian? Too late.

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"New season of Dr.Phil. How does that make you feel?" ANGERY!!!!!

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