- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

roy g biv

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Yo mama's fat.

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Why did jim all I over? He dies

Michael Jackson walks into a bar. Everyone runs out, screaming, "AH, a dead guy is walking!"

Q:why was steve sad? A:he had an extra penis

What do an elephant and a grape have in common? Well, depending on your ideological views they are either both God's creations or two examples of species which have evolved over time. That is all.

Please don't tell anybody about me, or I will be hunted down, taken from my family, and be objected to a life of cruel exploitation.

Why do women wear perfume and makeup? They smell bad and they're ugly.

A duck walks into the bar, buys a beer, steals your woman, wins a bar fight, pistol whips a police officer, departs and shouts Aflac

What did the crazy asian man say just before he died? He didn't say anything- he was in an 18 month long coma due to a brain stem stroke. He left behind a wife, a 3 year old daughter and a newborn son.

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