- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why was the boy sleeping on the curb? he wasn't actually sleeping, he actualy just got hit by a car and had already died.

Ich bin nicht der Anführer

Why did the cow cross the road? Cause he had madcow disease

Q: What do you call a white man with 5 black men? A: A friendly white man. Q: What do you call a white man with a hundred black man? A: A tourist in Kenya.

how do you starve a black man? hide his food stamps in his work boots.

What happens when Terran Hansen has sex with a cow? Jesse Z.

whats worse then being a jew now? being a jew in 1942

knock knock. who's there? interrupting black lady. wha....... ehmmm hmmmm!

a termite walks into a bar and asks, "wheres the bar tender?"

A grasshopper walks into a bar and the bartender says "Hey! We have a drink named after you!" The grasshopper doesn't respond because he is a grasshopper and therefore can't talk.

I was going to write a joke about Alzheimers ... but I completely forgot it.

Q: How could the black man afford to buy a TV? A: He had a well-paying job and a supporting family.

What's half of 8? o

How do you stop a baby from crawling around in circles? Nail its other hand to the floor.

What do you call an overly-sexual, chewbacca-like creature that smokes cocaine and shoots heroin, while beating its offspring? Mom.

how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

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