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What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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how did the kenyan get away from the cop He didnt he got arrested

What did the aliens say when they first landed on planet Earth? We've come back for Anthony Davis.

how do you get a nun pregnant? have unprotected SEX with her, resulting in expulsion from her convent

why was the the taxi cab driver having a bad day? because he wasnt making very much money, didnt get alot of customers, some of which were extremely rude, and his entire family just died.

What do you get when you cross a bus full of cancer patients and a train full of children? A very sad train accident.

What does a dishwasher and the holocaust have in common? Not much.

How many people with Alzheimer's does it take to screw in a lightbulb? To get to the other side.

Why was the Mexican man in the rich man's garden? Because he enjoys flowers.

What's worse than finding a worm in your pork? Finding half of a worm, because the worm you just ate is going to live in your stomach, breed, then come out your butt. Or the Apocalypse.

Lance Armstrong gets on a bike

what do u do if a women serves you lunch in the living room? u tighten the chain!!!!!!

Five little monkeys jumping on the bed One fell off and bumped his head Mama called the doctor and the doctor said "There is no cure for the monkeys in your head"

What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Getting raped by jimmy savile.

A girl talks to here boyfriend about collage. What is his responce? Nothing. No one talks about college.

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Friends are a lot like trees. If you hit them multiple times with an axe, they will fall down.

How many electricians does it take to screw on a light bulb? 1

How do you get 500 babies into one bathtub? a blender. How do you get them out? NACHOOOS

Why dont you ever see any black mermaids? Mermaids dont exist.

Why was six afraid of seven? Back when seven was in Vietnam, he sufferd Posttraumatic Stress Disorder (PTSD) and constantly has flash backs and irrational thoughts of six being with the veitnamese alliance and tries to viciously molest six whenever he runs out of anxiety medication.

The world blows up and everyone except for one man and his house make it out alive "Knock knock" "Whos there?" "Me" "Me who?" "Ummmm, its me, duh" It turns out the man was very bored and decided to go knock on his own door and tell knock knock jokes

How do you stop a car from crashing into a wall? -You can't, you are welcome to try, but please don't.

Whats 89 x 67? Sponge. Whats 10 + 9? 19 Whats 9 + 10? 21!

Yo mama's fat.

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