What's worse than finding a worm in your apple? Finding a nest of worms in your apple.

Hi! This is Ms.McGruder you two boys in my office at 3:00 p.m. today

Justin Bieber

Tommy got neutered.

What's wrong with a muslim flying a plane? Nothing you racist

Why did Jimmy eat the apple? Because he was obese and needed to eat healthy because his doctor suggested it.

Touche.try eating something, I eat low carb crap when I am too sleepy, and today I guess it works.

what is long on joe? Not his dick thats for sure.

If you're American when you go into the bathroom and you're American when you come out of the bathroom, what are you when you're in the bathroom? Magic.

What's funnier than diarrhoea? Cancer What's funnier than cancer? The holocaust

What do you get when Johnson cooks toast? Shit toast.

What do you call an apple in a washing machine? My lunch!

why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom T H E R E ' R E A L L D E A D!!!

why did the chicken cross the road? to prove he could. Did it workout? NO

Ron Paul for President!

Doctor: I regret to tell you that you have multi-personality disorder. Patient: Which one of us?

Why did the chicken cross the road? - To rape you. Knock Knock. Who's there? The Chicken.

Ask me if I'm on a horse. Are you on a horse? Um no horses are overrated.

What's black and white and red all over? A bloody fight between a black and a white man.

Whats white and can't climb a tree? A refrigerator

A fat man walks into McDonald's and was then seen leaving 8 hours later as he finished his shift.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wioFUrwny1c

guess what im a bitch i have no balls and i can slap your mum in the face

How do you get Pikachu on a bus? Through forceful action.

Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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