- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Making jokes about 9/11 is just plane wrong.

What do you call a black jew? Overcooked

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In the time it has taken you to read this, a small African child has died.

If John had 4 apples and gave 2 to Mary, what is the circumference of the sun?

Have you ever treat woman like sandwich? Elephant and walrus said Jews are troubles. If six plus nine is five, chickens will eat you, saturdays.

Life gives you lemons you make lemonade. What do you do when life gives you melons... youre skrewed.

A Serbian Film

class is canceled. My professor died.

- On the cliff edge are standing three people: an Asian, Jewish and black man. Who's going to fall first? - Who's going to care about this?

Why wasn't Will invited to the party? Will has been dead for 3 years.

Why did Captain Obvious crossed the road? Because that's the name of the chicken

What did the teenage girl get for just sweet 16? An abortion

A blonde, brunette, and redhead find a cliff that is supposed to turn you into something which you exclaim upon leaping from the cliff. The brunette jumps off and exclaims: BIRD! She thus falls to her death on a ton of pointy rocks. The other two loot her corpse and walk away.

Why did the Muslim suicide bomber commit suicide? He was nervous and didn't think he could hijack a plane.

Hellen Keller walks into a bar. Well, at least she thinks she did.

What do you call a woman that is on her period? -A girl that is expirencing a difficult to control flow of blood through the clitorus.

Why did Timmy fall off his swing? The Holocaust

What's big and long? My dick.

Q: Why was the boy so sad? A: His parents were just killed in a car wreck, therefore orphaning him and his five brothers and sisters and leaving them with no money, food, or shelter due to lack of steady income and the fact that their house had been foreclosed on.

If your yacht is if moving at 50 knots per hour in a wind tunnel how many leprechauns can you fit in a chamber? Even, because purple is attracted to bestiality.

the awkward moment when a sentence doesnt end the way you think it octopus

Baby you're so hot I have an erection the size of an average penis.

What do you call a black man with a PhD.? A Doctor! What are you, racist?

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