- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

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have you ever tried Ethiopian food? neither have they

wut did the cow say to the other cow thet's get a moo shake

Why didn't Lucas want to go down the slide? He was scared.

Wanna hear a joke? Women's rights.

knock knock. whos there? the IRS you have recently filed for bankruptcy and we are repossessing your house.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

What would happen if you insulted Chuck Norris' mother? Considering you did it on a messageboard that only unemployed people with no social lives use, nothing.

how do you hurt sombody? cut off their legs.

What do you do when you see a person sleeping at a bus stop? You fart on their head

How do you put a baby in a blender? Feet first, so you can see its expression. How do you get a baby out of a blender? With chips.

what has two legs and is red all over a fireman doing his job

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

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