- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the kid have no arms? A clown came and chopped them off.

-You know what will always get people fighting? -Hey, you wanna fight?

What's the difference between Justin Bieber and R. Kelly? One is an arrogant asshole known for pissing on things, the other is R. Kelly.

Bride: "He went to Jared's!!! Ex: "But every Kiss Begins with Kay...."

why did the man get a divorce? Because his wife had an affair.

Roses are red Violets are blue you smaell funny just like my poo! this came from the BOTTOM of our hearts!

what did the doctor say to the wery fat man? you have diabetes

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Your mama's so fat that when she farted, gas came out!

What did the 20-year old woman say too the old man? HI GRANDPA!

Q: Why did your mom cross the street? A: Because she was so ugly that she fell off both sides of the bed

women's rights.

What do Mike Tyson's handwriting, the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles and your Grandma's apple pie have in common? Nothing.

I just found my mum has Alzheimer's, I hope it isn't contagious cause my mum has it too

Why did Sally fall off the swing? She had down-syndrome

Why a man without hands and without legs want to stay in a barrel? He actually doesn't, but is unable to get out of it.

Ya know what's funny? A joke well-told by a professional comedian.

No Nero, you see, a great man once told me that happiness is not something you look for and eventually find, but something that you decide that you already are.

How did the teenage mother get her baby to stop crying? Multiple stab wounds to its throat

Did you hear the one about the man who went into the jungle wearing nothing but leopard print underwear? He was suffering from psychogenic fugue disorder and had no idea who or where he was. He was eventually eaten alive by a flesh-eating centipede. When his wife found out, she committed suicide.

Roses are red Violets are blue You are green Curse you!

What green and has wheels? grass I lied about the wheels

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