- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black, white & red all over? A cow in a slaughter house.

Badabing.

Why don't black people ever defend themselves on anti jokes? Because black people are slaves.

What did Stephen Hawking say when his computer crashed? Nothing.

Two dogs went out for a walk. Then their master took them home.

I pushed my friend off the bed after losing to him in FIFA 2011. He died.

Naturally us at the order of exile, the ones that learn and teach the ways of Nero do not exist. Soon neither will those that speak against us. - Azure Dragon

Why did the man cross the road? His mother had recently passed away after a 12 year battle with lung cancer and is visiting her tombstone.

Wanna see me count to ten? 1, 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 10.

What magical power enables Spongebob to talk? There is no magical power. he is a cartoon therefore making him be able to anything in anyone's wild dreams.

Why did the baby cross the road? It was stapled to the chicken.

Yo momma so ugly, she couldn't fulfill her dream of being a model.

Erron who the hell are you? How many people are you going to use before you finish whatever the fuck is on your agenda?

why do people put their pants on in the morning? because their not nudists.

Poop

Why is it good to date twenty eight year olds? Because there is twenty of them.

Why did suzie fall off the swing? Cause she had no arms. Why didn't she get back on the swing? cause she had no legs. Why didn't anyone help her up? Cause she had no friends. Why did she stay their all night? cause she had no family.

What do a Fascist and a Democrat both have in common? Involvement in politics.

Whats worse than finding a worm in your apple? Nothing

Q: What did the floor say to the Christmas tree? A: Your balls are hanging.

There once was a boy. On his birthday, he got a small puppy. The puppy was white and had big eyes. Boy loved his puppy and the puppy loved the boy.

raising eyebrows to expose eyes can also be a signal of attraction ('I'm looking at you, gorgeous. Can you see?').

What's worse than a holocaust? two holocausts.

a dog ate my homework but then he returned it on the lawn

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