- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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What's black and white and red all over? An embarrassed skunk.

What's the worst joke ever? Justin Bieber.

knock knock who's there your moms dead im sorry

What do you call a shark on land A dead shark

Q: why did the 10 year old squirt his dad with the water hose? A: what 10 year old WOULDN'T?

Why did a man get fired from the M&M store? He was color blind.

your moms so fat that she had to buy bigger cloths, her husband left her, she became a druggie and died alone.

Q: Why did the clown fall off the swing? A: He got hit by an axe.

Patient: "Doctor, my arm hurts when I poke it with my index finger." Doctor: "That's because your finger is broken."

If a man shouts in a forest and there is no woman around to hear him, is he still wrong? He could be, he could not be. It really depends on what he says. The greater concern is that he's shouting alone in the forest. Either he's in trouble or he has a major psychology disorder.

What's the difference between an orange and a banana? they're spelled differently

Why did the chicken cross the road? Who's there?

Did you hear about the constipated mathematician who broke his calculator? He went to the shops and bought some laxatives and a new calculator.

What do you do when your girlfriend is bleeding? She is probably on her period.

"Do you have Prince Albert in a can?" "No." "Good. Tobacco causes cancer."

What do men and parking spots have in common? Both often have cars on top of them. Vehicular manslaughter is a serious issue.

Why did the frog cross the road? Because it was stapled to the chicken.

Roses are red, Violets are blue, Sugar is sweet, Who gives a shit

A few lice were drinking wine on a scalp. It is quite strange that a person had wine on their scalp.

What did the blind kid say to his dad Nothing , his dads dead

How do you make a plumber cry? You kill his family.

A giraffe walks into a bar and the bar tender asks "Why the long face?!" to witch he replied " I've just been mugged outside.".

Man 1: What's the difference between an elephant and a mailbox? Man 2: I don't know. Man 1: You'd make a terrible postman

Why couldn't the baker get a new car? Because he lived in a recession and nobody was buying his cakes.

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