- Anti Joke

What are Antijokes? Anti Jokes (or Anti Humor) is a type of comedy in which the uses is set up to expect a typical joke setup however the joke ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline.

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Why did the chicken cross the road? Because it was getting chased by nazis.

Knock Knock Who's there? Max. Max who? Max who starts his greeting with, "In accordance with Megan's law"

there once was a frog with no leggs

How do u keep annoying children off your front lawn? Molest Them.

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner? He hurt himself.

Alpine Ibexes climb nearly 90 degree angles to lick salt deposits off mountain sides. They crave that mineral.

What time will the little girl get up for school? Never, she died in her sleep.

Two scientists walk into a bar. The first scientist says, "I'll have some H2O." The second scientist says, "I'll have H2O too." The bartender gives them both water, realizing that H2O2 is poisonous and that the second scientist must have simple worded his request poorly.

knock knock who's there? hope

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Why did the semen cross the road? Because i put on the wrong socks this morning

A Hispanic, Jew and black man walk into a bar. The bartender tells them to get out because he's closed.

Yo momma so stupid, she's stupider than this joke.

What's funnier than an anti-joke? Sarcasm.

What happens when you play a country song backwards? Gibberish.

Q: What did Steve say to his teacher on the first day of school? A: "My name is Steve."

Why is the world going to end on 9 December 2014? I don't know why, but IT IS

What did the oncologist say to his patient? You have terminal cancer.

There was porn on the Internet I masturbated to it, but my parents caught me, and I can't ever leave the house again until I'm 18.

Hey diddle diddle, the cat and the fiddle, the cow jumped over the salamander, macaroni and cheese

why was six afraid of seven? because seven raped sixes mom

How do you shock a child? Attach a metal pole to them while there is a storm

What happens when you breed a T-rex and a mammoth? You can't, both animals are extinct.

A black man walks into a store. As he leaves, the detector goes off. It turns out the sales clerk had forgotten to take out one of the tags on his purchase. The sales clerk promptly took it off, and the man left to enjoy the rest of his day.

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